- - - - - - -
Get in touch with me here. If you were inspired, amused, annoyed, or otherwise moved by something I wrote, I’d love to know about it. And if you’d like to publish my writing, interview me, invite me to guest lecture, or anything else, I’m glad to hear from you.
- - - - - - -
Just send me an e.mail message using the form below. I’ll get back to you ASAP, assuming your message isn’t incomprehensible, spam, or just weird. (Responses to my writing, positive or negative, are welcome, but I tend not to reply to messages that just expound on a topic rather than addressing my writing. I’m self-centered like that.)
By the way, if you’re contacting me about something to do with reality TV or reality blurred, please use the reality blurred contact form, as I may publish what you send. Thanks.

![America's [second] greatest thinker, Great American Think-Off / runner-up, 2000 America's [second] greatest thinker, Great American Think-Off / runner-up, 2000](/images/quotes/thinker.gif)
The Mount Hope Bridge in Bristol, Rhode Island. A metaphor, if you will.